AN ACTION GUY'S MUSINGS ON FILM, CULTURE, LOVE, AND HANDJOBS
2008 MOVIES, LET'S DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
The Dark Knight: I think I precummed a little when I saw this.
Pineapple Express:It was like taking a bite of warm apple pie.
Funny Games: I won't even try to come up with a zinger for this one. Brian Long Balls Legentil already has the almighty zing for this one.
Iron Man: More like Gay Man. Strong 3.
Tropic Thunder:Even though the fake trailers were the best part of the movie the rest was still pretty hilarious.
Vicky, Cristina, Barcelona:I enjoyed the movie but usually woody's movies make my dick hard. This one didn't do that.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: It was like eating pumpkin pie with some warm coffee. Coffee that tastes like the morning sun with a splash of tenderness, tweeks coffee.
Cassandra's Dream: More Like Cassandra's GAY! But boy do I love Woody
The Incredible Hulk: Only kind of gay. Tim Roth can get anyone's dick hard though.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: More Like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the GAY Skull.
Rambo: The only reason it's not a .5 is because babies getting thrown in fire is somewhat funny.
2007 MOVIES, I DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
There Will Be Blood: Daniel Day Lewis and Paul Thomas Anderson= auto 4
The Darjeeling Limited: Its as good as chocolate ice cream.
I'm Not There: It had its gay moments, but boy was this one good. HEATH LEDGER FOREVEREEEEIE!!!!
No Country For Old Men: Javier Bardem <3
3:10 To Yuma: More Like 3:10 To GAYma.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford: Not So Gay, except for that painfully long title.
The Bourne Ultimatum: More Like The Bourne GAYmatum.
Charlie Wilson's War: More Like Charlie Wilson's GAY!!!
Hot Fuzz: Simon Pegg = nothing less then a 3. Big step down from Shaun Of The Dead though.
Michael Clayton: Cloondog <3
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: Jack black as Paul McCartney deserves at least a 3.
Eastern Promises: Not Bad. Viggo<3
Live Free or Die Hard: More Like Live Free or Die GAY. It wasn't so bad.
Disturbia: More like GAYbia!
The Simpsons Movie: It wasn't even a strong 2, too bad.
Spider-Man 3: More like Spider GAYman. Theres not much more I can say then this movie sucked my ass dry.
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